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Capitalism is sales talk

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Capitalism is a superstructure built on the rhetoric of salespeople.

Follow the reasoning in the form of a dialogue:

Realist Capitalism: “Look, since everything inevitably gets corrupted by commercial relationships and self-centered interests, why not work with this reality of fighting it or at least discouraging it?

If you buy this AMWAY kit, you’ll be able to sell our excellent, highly concentrated detergent—a great product... but the real opportunity I’m offering you isn’t about selling detergent, that’s not the point. The real money is in recruiting others into this process, so they can make money for you, just like I’m allowing you to do for me now. The key is to be an entrepreneur!”

Exploited world: “Wait a minute, isn’t this kind of a pyramid scheme? Won’t it inevitably collapse for those at the bottom, or basically everyone who isn’t at the top—which is practically the entire environmental system and 99% of the Earth’s population?”

Realist Capitalism: “Since that’s inevitable, isn’t it better to try to reach the 1% as soon as possible? Come on, don’t be pessimistic! Roll up your sleeves, work hard, and your descendants will have their guaranteed spot in a cozy little bunker, with filtered air, recycled water, soylent green, and a relaxed 80-hour workweek with no vacations, retirement, health plan or social security of any kind, doing something light like mining iridium or frying artificial meat for the rich on a greasy griddle. What a dream! Way better than radioactive sunburns on the surface.

The key is to produce and sell as much as possible, as fast as possible. Those who don’t jump on board risk being left behind. The time is now—tomorrow the AMWAY kit price goes up 20%. Don’t miss this chance. Bunker prosperity for everyone willing to do slave work!”

Samsara is on sale.

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